How to mop the floor on Sunday

Start with a sweet tooth
then search the cupboards for a treat to make
Decide on a white cake with white frosting *yummy*
Ask your toddler is she wants to help
Add eggs, oil and water and let toddler mix it all together
Be pleased with self when little spill doesn't bother you too much (it comes with toddler cooking right?)
Pour cake into glass 9x13 pan with out toddlers assistance
Toddler will get mad that she didn't pour cake
turn your back on toddler just long enough for her to push the cake batter to floor where the pan shatters
and VOILA!!!
now you must sweep and mop the kitchen floor on Sunday.